KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS...

last night i was playing with my nephew - you know, saying stupid stuff and all. for some reason at the age of 6, he's so fascinated with women's boobies so he while he was sitting on my lap facing me, he was staring at my boobies and giggling like crazy! people were laughing and told him "she has big boobies huh?"

so in order to make myself less embarassed, i told the little guy in whispers' "that's because i am fat... it's our little secret ok??? don't tell anyone that i am fat."

he was laughing like crazy at what i said and suddenly, he looked perplexed. he whispered back to me, "auntie, you know your secret? everyone knows about that. i don't even have to tell them."

i've never laughed so hard in my entire life...