i love hanging out in the staff lounge room in the nursing units during lunch break because we always have interesting topics of conversation. the "coloured" people would always talk about "weird" food (according to white standards) to gross out the white folks (hehehee...they LUUURRVVE hearing about fish eyes, balut, intestines, black chicken, etc...) but my favorite part of it all is when the perverted nurses talk about dickies.. yes you read that right. DICKIES.
3 days ago, our only man in the unit (our designated porter) asked everyone a general question. he asked "what if you met a very very nice guy - your perfect dream guy - but you find out his d$%& is long but pencil thin ? would you still date him?". i looked him straight in the eye and said, "honey, i love bad boys with huge packages" (i was kidding of course). apparently, i am horrible according to him. hahahaha...
from then on everybody erupted into a cheerful chatter. here are some of their comments:
"if i'm in love with him then i do not mind". (whut? are u a virgin?)
"i'd rather have a decent guy with average shlong than a very nice guy with pencil" (agree)
"who cares. there are TOYS. apparently they're better than the real thing" (is it? hmmmm....lol)
"you can wrap it with a towel to make it thicker..." (er, what about the roughage??)
"what about if its thick but 3-in short?" (apparently you only need 3 inches honey)
"i don't want a huge huge one. i would die"
and so on....
WAY TO GO NURSES!
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